no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
The most dramatic fall of all time.
harry “diva” potter
this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff
A woman was left gobsmacked when she learned the gold ring she stumbled across in a field was 2,000 years old.
#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA
"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."
I done fucked up.
You done fucked up.
If you’re going to commit cannibalism, I’d rather you do it in the house.
this is perfect in every way
"you support gay rights so you must be gay"
i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
I always wanted them to be friends with Smaug, but yeah, this is exactly what would have happened.
BEST ASSASSINATION PLOT.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF